Fire 59
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Everybody hates this shithead and he is the perfect example of brainwashing from reading too many DBP and Digital Communist posts. This chat was taken in S-U in Syndicate during the "there are no goons" "invasion". Note that 0mega is Firstname Lastname and I'm pretty sure KIATolon is Tolon.
[edit] The Definitive Conversation
M Counts > oh god overview, fucking up
M Counts > arrrr
fire 59 > ?
M Counts > the fucking atrons
M Counts > FIRSTNAME SCREW YOU
M Counts > BUTTHEAD
M Counts > (i'm not allowed to curse in local anymore)
fire 59 > wtf is vup with the atron spam
M Counts > oh also hi BoB
fire 59 > wtf is goin on
0mega > what
fire 59 > my screen has gone nuts wen i tried to undok
M Counts > the atrons?
fire 59 > coz of all the dumped frigs
fire 59 > yes
fire 59 > ah i see, they dumped them to lag peeps out to kill them
fire 59 > fkin sad
fire 59 > if thats nt cleared up ill have to petition becoz as u KNOE, it a lag generator
fire 59 > although the 3 week que is rather crap
0mega > feel free to blow them up i don't really care
fire 59 > i cant coz if i try to undok, screen freezes and lots of other lagticious stuff
fire 59 > as u knw
0mega > there's lots of piloted ships out here too, should they all have to fly away because it lags you too?
fire 59 > i have a screenshot b4 i dok
Triplidan > COme on guys, you heard the man, lets split this joint
fire 59 > maybe i should let the gm;s decide if abandoned atrons is lag exploit
KIATolon > fire you whining woman
KIATolon > shut up
Pokano > TOLAN!
fire 59 > kiss parts of my anatomy
KIATolon > or what, you'll petition me?
fire 59 > hmmm
fire 59 > i think im bein quite fair and reasonable
fire 59 > its an obvious lag trick and im just requesting you nt to
KIATolon > then tell that to the bob camp that dropped cans round the station in u4-
0mega > it's not a lag trick, atrons shouldn't lag you very badly
fire 59 > i never saw that and i was there
KIATolon > if I give you a screenie, will you petition bob too?
KIATolon > m counts, shut up
fire 59 > im askin in alliance what u r on about
fire 59 > unanimous is wtf r u on about, if we did wrong petitoin, thats what its for
0mega > ok there, the atrons are all gone, shut up you whining weenie
fire 59 > there is no reason other than lag generator to drop that many ships in fronm of station
KIATolon > no, because pointless petitions are for whiners and cry-babies
fire 59 > whining
fire 59 > wtf r u on about
M Counts > tell that to your allies >_>
fire 59 > u weer bein gay
KIATolon > I saw the alilance mail btw fire
KIATolon > telling you not to engage us with even numbers
fire 59 > which, b specific so i can rip your le apart
fire 59 > omg, lofl
fire 59 > laugh out fuking loud that means btw
0mega > petitioned for cussing in local
0mega > enjoy your mute
Mulletstation > petitioned for swearing. thats offensive to me
fire 59 > cool, ill get a fast forward for the lag generator i screenshotted ^^
Mulletstation > to prevent lag should we pull in all of our drones and dock our ships?
0mega > fire, what 'lag generator'
0mega > i don't see anything out here
fire 59 > ^^
fire 59 > backpedalling is abit late mate
KIATolon > so wait, you complain about something
KIATolon > he fixes it
KIATolon > and you still have a problem with him
KIATolon > nice
fire 59 > eh?
fire 59 > if he recalls trhem i fine
KIATolon > perhaps you should petition him for being unreasonable too
fire 59 > i said from begining
Kadean > lol
0mega > you are a complete and total idiot, fire 59
fire 59 > but he petioned me for language so i thought, ok then mate, ill petiton for the lag generator
fire 59 > ur an idiot coa u cant kill without lag
0mega > undock and i'll kill you just fine
fire 59 > shows u as a coward tbh
Kadean > look fire i swore once in local and BoB petitioned me sop i got gagged shut up upi muppet
fire 59 > undok and ill lag to death probably
0mega > then get a better internet connection because there's no atrons out here
fire 59 > omega, tell u what
CSFFlame > we will let you solo Omega, you can fly any ship you have
fire 59 > u r extremely uber
fire 59 > lets meet in aridia wen we nxt have carebear phase
fire 59 > and 1 vs 1
0mega > i have no idea what the hell you just said
fire 59 > put up or shut up
Kadean > ewwww
KIATolon > that's not cool
KIATolon > coming from a STATION
fire 59 > ?
KIATolon > he's camping you IN
fire 59 > huh?
fire 59 > im in an ares u knob
0mega > then it shouldn't be that hard to get out
0mega > please leave, you bug me
fire 59 > agreed combat ships, no ewar or nos etc
KIATolon > no, you're in a station
KIATolon > "knob"
fire 59 > omg, listen to yourself
59 Kadean > petition him so he shuts up
fire 59 > fair enough, s'pose it is abit nmuch, an homourable fight
0mega > homourable
fire 59 > uh huh
0mega > are you typing on a cellphone or something
KIATolon > awww fire
KIATolon > want a shoulder to cry on?
fire 59 > my kleft
0mega > i've got an inty here in s-u
0mega > i'll gladly 1v1 you if you want
0mega > are you up for it?
0mega > or are you gonna sit in the station and whine in local all day
Wilhelm Tarkin > <3 Tolon
fire 59 > matye, an ares is a shuttle, i came here to sell another ship, im talkin about something abit juicier than that, bs vs bs
Kadean > fight fight fight fight fight
Hector Dirtfarmer > <3 Tolon
Pokano > go to the test server hurr
fire 59 > ?
Kadean > go fight so we can watch
0mega > fire, there's a taranis on the market here
0mega > buy it and we'll fight, how about it
fire 59 > inty dfight, im talkin juicy bs battle
05 fire 59 > no jne else inteferes
Kadean > it will be fair no one will attack you
fire 59 > me and you, to the death
0mega > no i'm not going to fly a battleship to aridia so i can fight you
fire 59 > ill get u safe passage from alliance chhannels
0mega > this is where you call me a coward for turning you down and then whine about me
fire 59 > nt at all
0mega > why don't you get a battleship and fly it here
0mega > and fight me
fire 59 > im thinkin aridia coz its low sec between bth our hmes
fire 59 > you know full well id get zerged to death befroe i gt here
KIATolon > I'm thinknig you care a lot more than 0mega
fire 59 > im an honourable person
fire 59 > and you cant fly yours to neutral territorty because.....
0mega > because it's too damn far to fly to prove i'm a better pvper than some idiot who whines about atrons
fire 59 > sigh
fire 59 > mate
fire 59 > i want whing, the frigs lagged me out to fuk
fire 59 > as u knw full well
Kadean > well there not there sop you can stop wingin
0mega > you need to work on your spelling i have no idea what you just said
fire 59 > i dnt give a fuk if i die in battle
fire 59 > learn english then mate
0mega > ANUBIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT ATRON
0mega > THAT'S A LAG GENERATOR
fire 59 > sigh
0mega > RUN NOW GO
fire 59 > omeag, i really hope
fire 59 > that when we next pas this way
fire 59 > that you talk so big
fire 59 > i really do
fire 59 > nothin personal, no smak etc
0mega > what you mean when you have a halfassed camp up for a week and a half then beat your chests on eve-o?
fire 59 > gang vs gang them just me and u, ill even ask the fc to spare you
fire 59 > coz you lot run away scared u mean
fire 59 > u make out ur nt scare to die and then run away and hide, hmmm, ok
Kadean > such a big gob for a little ship
fire 59 > xaedean, name ur ship, we'll meet in comabt in empire low sec
fire 59 > put up or shut up
fire 59 > kaedan sorry
fire 59 > <-- is pissed
Kadean > says the one in the station scared
0mega > fire 59 you are the dumbest person i have ever seen
fire 59 > i take that as a compliment coz im twice the man u r ^^
Mulletstation > fire 59 i'll fight you in ours
0mega > ... so you're twice as stupid as i am?
Burr > wait, you just told him to shut up, yet apoligized for mispelling his name, all at the same time, told us to learn english because we didn't understand the mispelled words you type?
fire 59 > in ours, what ship is that?
fire 59 > eh?
fire 59 > what r u smokin?
0mega > fire 59 where do you live
Pokano > canada?
fire 59 > brandon in uk
0mega > i will come fight you in real life i'm so riled up
fire 59 > plz do, im 3rd kyu, 2nd ema champion
[edit] PART 2 THE FIGHT
0mega > ok hold on let me go to http://www.travelocity.com/ and book a plane ticket
Kadean > me too im a manc ill get him lol
fire 59 > tell u what
fire 59 > do u live in uk
0mega > do you kickbox
Daviclond > 3rd kyu is like purple-stripe or somesuch shit grade
Kadean > manchester
fire 59 > nope, tis brown bwelt mate
fire 59 > not kik boxin ,mixwd martial arts
Kadean > what ever
Kadean > your borin me now
BobZumda > your w key is broken
Pokano > lies
fire 59 > exercise is my life
Pokano > lies
KIATolon > no
Kadean > wow im impressed........not
0mega > I'm 0 pounds 8 feet tall and my teeth are made out of pure diamond
05 KIATolon > eve is your life
Kadean > lol
Mulletstation > mate im 1 and 6 ft 4, 3/4 caste and train twice every day
fire 59 > do i live to impress u, um, no
BobZumda > I can't exercise today, my carpal tunnel is too bad
KIATolon > SO STOP TALKNIGA BOUT HOW GODAMEND TOUGH YOU ARE
KIATolon > IN REAL LIFE
KIATolon > NO ONE CARES
KIATolon > YOU GEEK
BobZumda > it gets me down
KIATolon > GO AWAY
0mega > My dad is in the mafia too
0mega > he'll kill you
Azaeren > AHAHAHAHA OWNEd
fire 59 > so let me get this straight, u challenge me to duel in eve and i accept in neutral territory but now no, u challenge me in rl i accelt but nw no?
0mega > WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK ENGLISH HOLY JESUS
KIATolon > no he didn't accept you moron
KIATolon > he was making fun of you
Pokano > im rich and never work out and have slept with more women then you have ever seen
0mega > Also yes I will beat you up IN REAL LIFE any day of the week
KIATolon > pokano, sisters dont count
BobZumda > I live ina trailer and piss in a bucket irl
Mulletstation > i pooped a hammer
fire 59 > ok, lets meet up
KIATolon >
BobZumda > I play eve at the library
Kadean > shut up fire
BobZumda > stop swearing or they will ask me to leave
0mega > I'm going to buy a plane ticket to your tiny little house and stomp it into the ground
0mega > Be expecting me any day now.
Pokano > oh well then it might be an even fight since we all are redneck BoB alts amirite
KIATolon > lol
fire 59 > he said he could beat me, put up or shut up
0mega > I could totally beat you up
0mega > one time I fought this guy
KIATolon > and you said you're straight
0mega > I totally kicked his ass
fire 59 > ok
KIATolon > you're both liars
KIATolon > now quit it
BobZumda > gang me, go to a ss and I will fight you fair and square
fire 59 > u say ur in england
fire 59 > ill go half on ur fair to where i live
KIATolon > dude, I'm in England
Pokano > tolon will you have sex with my elite slaves and make super uber elite slaves
fire 59 > we'll do our thing
fire 59 > and leave it no hard feelings
KIATolon > and if we meet up, then I'm bringing a video camera
05 fire 59 > ok
KIATolon > because you will be wearing a sweat band
fire 59 > nope
KIATolon > and I want teh world to see it
Trevond Swift > Is half-caste like half-orc or what?
0mega > tolon if you fight him in real life and videotape it i will send you 0 million isk
fire 59 > talk me dwn to make urseklf look big, in phycological trms they say that tyou would be the weener
Mulletstation > fire 59 - I'm calling you out. next time you're in southern georgia its on
John Moscroft > m isk here
KIATolon > lol
fire 59 > lol, i have family in lonmg island if thats naywhere near
Pokano > if you step foot in new york you will spend a lifetime in sheep's head bay kid
Mulletstation > if you want to split the cost of a plane ticket / ill come fight you
0mega > I live in Long Island
KIATolon > oh
0mega > I will beat up your family
fire 59 > u just said the uk
fire 59 > um
KIATolon > fire is more annoying than the mosquito bite on my arm
Pokano > that was his alt
Mulletstation > priceline gave me a quote of 670 dollars for roundtrip to UK
0mega > I have multiple houses, I'm rich
KIATolon > I forgot it for a moment
fire 59 > dnt joke about shit like thjat dude
0mega > don't joke about what
0mega > me beating your family up?
fire 59 > mwessin wiv peoples families
0mega > i'm going to punch them all in the face
Kadean > lol
KIATolon > lol
Pokano > isnt it nice being rich omega? all th eladies and the money... money hoes cars and clothes rollin on twenty fours?
fire 59 > thats just shows hw sik u r tbh
0mega > Yeah, and my huge muscles
Mulletstation > fire 59 -
Mulletstation > i have aids
Mulletstation > dont joke about that
Suvat > WTF!
Kadean > lol
Suvat > Dude mulet, why didn't you tell me BEFORE the sexing?
fire 59 > thats cool, dnt have sex with monkeys in future
0mega > how big is your family
0mega > i like to know how many faces i have to punch in advance
Mulletstation > DUN JOKE ABUOT daTAt!
Pokano > whoa fire.. you are a mena man I hope you will learn to be nic in the future
fire 59 > my dads side is like 60 odd
Kadean > lmfao shoosh
0mega > i could totally beat up a 60 year old man
Kadean > hahaha
BobZumda > chavs breed quickly 0mega, you will have to fight a bunch of them
KIATolon > that's sick fire shut up
BobZumda > but they are all
KIATolon > next thing you'll be making jokes about dead people
Kadean > imbreads i bet
Pokano > o wai
fire 59 > actually, im very proud of my family
Kadean > what being imbreads
0mega > you're not going to be so proud after i punch them all in the face
Suvat > I'm going to a wedding tomorow, you can come and punch all of my family in the face if you want.
fire 59 > no, beause, my dad was a mp and gt in accident and shot himself to stop himself hurting others
Suvat > Hell, I'll even help out.
Pokano > you use too many shortened words that I cant understrand.. we all still use crayons ok talk in small words
BobZumda > use vowels
0mega > Ok, I'm gonna go beat your family up now, have fun
fire 59 > ur sik
0mega > BOOM face punch
EVE System > Channel changed to Reblier Local Channel
[edit] Hatemail Received by Dungar, Who Was Sympathizing About Dead Dads
2008.02.04 22:34
If you dont know the situation, stop talking shit like you know what your on about dude. I long since grew thick skin on the piss taking over rl death and just feel sorry for them when they bring it up so don't speak for me and say i'm offended and crap on the forums, there your bedfellows, not mine
thx