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[edit] GoonSwarm

Before I start this I'd just like to say that I have spent the day reading [GM]Dave. You can read about [GM]Dave here: http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/.

I make no excuses for what is going to come next except that it's [GM]Dave's fault. Should you have any small children in the room it may be advisable to remove them, especially if you are Roman.

GoonSwarm is an alliance. It is an alliance full of players who all read the SomethingAwful forums. And they pay for that priviledge. Crazy I know but each to their own. Personally I prefer to read these forums for free.

GoonSwarm is an alliance. It is an alliance led by one of the biggest retards in Eve. This is a man who thinks he is hitler reincarnated. Until he somehow ended up in charge of GoonSwarm he was a failure at eve. You know the type, the ones who can't quite figure out why he keeps dying in low sec but still goes back everyday to get ganked again without looking at local.

This is Remedial.

Somehow, Remedial wound up in charge of this alliance. What this means is that he posts constantly on SomethingAwful attempting to get more people to join and play eve.

"Great, more players!" I hear you call.

Yes, awesome. Until you realise there are now 2000 people led by a retard.

For the first while, everyone thought "awwww, aren't they cute".

Then when they went and kicking seven shades of shit out of D2, everyone thought "rofl, D2 are getting owned by newbs".

Then they took the piss out of one of my ingame friends who unfortunately passed away in a rl accident.

They did kick the guy out who did it.

Meanwhile they laughed about it all on their forums.

Yeah, we now have a retard for a leader and a bunch of retard followers.

Thankfully not all of GoonSwarm were retarded but for every retarded one there was another one who simply turned the other cheek.

Fine, you can all fucking die.

Then they started an eve-o flamefest attacking everyone and everything in the game. Leaving all sense and sensibility at the door they went on a rampage.

So did we. But we did it ingame.

It began with us camping S-U, the heart of their alliance. We did this for a month. In that time we owned them completely.

We removed the ingame pos, we removed them from their ingame ships and we removed thier ingame will to play.

They mocked us saying none of it mattered, yet they still continued to get owned.

Their alliance is a joke, there is no leadership, there is no teamwork.

There is nothing but a bunch of idiots playing eve solo while asslicking a retard.

The lucky ones are those who have seen through the facade and have moved onto other corps. They might have a future in eve.

Those who remain will be griefed, harrassed, killed, mocked and abused until the servers go down.

They will never be allowed to build up in any sector of 0.0 space and whose alliance will be slaughtered whenever we feel like it.

Goons in space?

No,

Corpses in space.

Coming Soon - something else when we do more stuff dbp

[edit] BoB Leadership

"Ego has no place in bob leadrship" --dbp