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Smoske Fire 59 GM Sunshine Spreads Starlight August 17th T20 Teamspeak Terrorists Vile Rat's Tattoo The Stahlregen Affair Remedial History Poster

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The stuff we really live for but not really canonical history.

Contents 1 A Timeline of Ownage 1.1 "Must Read" 2 :Words: 3 Dramatis Personae 4 Goon Art 5 Stupid Shit 6 Forum Crap

[edit] A Timeline of Ownage

[edit] "Must Read"

• Smoske - Tetsujin, FNLN, Remedial, and the rest of the goons mocked this guy dying, and unknowingly precipitated the chain of events that would determine the course that EVE would take, pretty much for as long as it's going to be around.
• Fire 59 - FNLN completely owns Fire 59 of BoB during their week-long camping of Syndicate. From FNLN's blue period.
• GM Sunshine Spreads Starlight - Remedial completely owns CCP during the LV Campaign.
• August 17th - The most concentrated 48 hours of drama in Goonfleet history.
• T20 - Heh. A CCP stockholder/employee cheats for BoB. Quelle surprise.
• Teamspeak Terrorists - A bunch of insular, unfunny faggots, that harass anybody actually trying to play eve on our teamspeak. They have long since played out any humor, insight, or social satiation.
• Viletat - Vile rat gets a tattoo, regrets it, and threatens to offline a core system when Academion leaks a picture of it.
• The Stahlregen Affair - Sesfan presides over goonfleet's constitutional crisis as ANZAC turns traitor and two scammed pubbies cringe at the destruction they have caused. In mp3 form!
• Remedial - Pretty much everything on here is full of drama llamas.

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• Roleplaying - The best page on the wiki.
• Dissecting Goon Culture - An amazing writeup about Goonfleet from an outsiders' perspective.
• CAOD - The worst forums in the world. Might as well be a chan.
• PC Gamer article
• The lifecycle of an alliance by ISD Mucro Vita - A terrible essay on how alliances rise and fall in Eve.
• Dungar's Sister - The least popular man in eve online finds pictures of his sister fingerbanging her dyke friend.

[edit] Dramatis Personae

• SirMolle - Basically the lucifer of Eve and leader of BoB, Band of Brothers Reloaded, Kenzoku IT Alliance.
• Lady Scarlet - Some fat cunt that happens to be one of the most influential people in BoB, Band of Brothers Reloaded, Kenzoku IT Alliance. Everybody hates her.
• Tyraxx Thork - A content-less article about the guy that brought IAC to its knees as part of some bitter quest for attention.
• User:Eldoreth - A complete failure of a human being that lost his capital ship. Many tears. Is this the guy that stole his parents' credit card to afford his shit? I can't stand reading it long enough to find out.
• User:Wicaeed - Ask him about losing his carrier in a belt when repeatedly confronted about incoming hostiles.
• NapalmKid - Why yes, I will betray my internet loyalties in exchange for the ghost of a promise of romance from an internet girl.
• Havoc Gunstar - An accurate estimation of Havoc's ship fitting ability.

[edit] Goon Art

• Macca Bees - A cute picture of the triumphant Goon victory over BoB, retold visually through the story of Hannukah.
• Tunkbwah - If you would like to see a picture of a really gay bee dragging eurosquad around this is for you.
• Azureon Propaganda Posters - Awesome propaganda posters in the traditional Goonfleet style.
  • Butanbee
  • Gunnerbee
  • Posbees
  • Jewbees
  • Chatporn Bees
  • Hammerbee
  • Spergbee
  • Mimebees
  • Gokubees
• Praetorius Rex's excellent bees adorn many of the pages on this wiki, but were largely added before an effort to catalog art was made.
  • Hammerbee

[edit] Stupid Shit

I could have just put everything in the wiki under this and saved myself a lot of time.

• BoB exploits - Some whiny faggot wrote this.
• BoD Scandal Timeline - Sometimes I forget why I hate BoB so much. If I'm not in the mood to go to eve-o, I can always read this page to remind me.
• GHSC - Some gay eve people that exaggerate their contributions.
• Goonisms - A list of some shitty memes intended for non-SA browsers but if you ask me those people are better off mystified.
• Goons, Friends of Goons, and Faggots - This is one of those shitty things where someone replaces a few words from a speech or something and thinks it is the height of comedy.
• Headlights - A list of the ships that have headlights. Yeah, everybody thinks it's gay.
• Honor - The only currency in Eve that matters!
• Patton's Speech to Goonfleet - I've probably thought about deleting this page dozens of times, but a bunch of fucking aspies like it for some reason.
• People of RISE - RoyofCA is not nor ever will be a good poster.
• Pokanoing - Call outs in my wiki? It's more likely that you think!
• Shitty unfunny jokes - a list of every post on goonfleet.com lol!
• Stupid shit - Sometimes people get really mad and make a wiki page about it instead of a war room thread.
• Thanatoi - A brief yet influential essay regarding pluralizing words in the Greek.
• The Saga of Sesfan - Using biblical language is almost as hilarious as taking historical speeches and replacing some of the nouns and verbs with goon or eve-related words.
• Ascii - Shit to paste into chat channels if you're extra cool.
• Poet Laureate - The best poet in Goonfleet.
• Roleplaying Insects - Jade Constantine rambles about Goons and roleplaying.
• Raehkan - Someone read this and tell me what it is about, too many ellipses for me.
• Awesome Burns - I think I laughed when I read this so I'm not deleting it.
• Galaxy - Yeah, man, let's totally stat star trek shit and put it on the wiki, then let's have a fucking crying jag when someone deletes it.
• Rape Train - RAPE RAPE ROEPRPAPE RPAPW NO BRAKES LOOKS LIK THE TRASIN HAS NO BREAKS GET OUT OF THE WAY IT S RAPE PPERPRP!
• Xeusdick.jpg - Squad drama oh boy oh boy!

[edit] Forum Crap

• Shobon - I FUCKIN LOVE EMOTICONS
• Skink - I FUCKIN LOVE EMOTICOSDSNS
• Newbees - All the gay bees, now conveniently in one gay place.