Rape train

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Things known about the rape train:

• It is a dead gimmick.
  
• It has spikes.
  
• It haven't brakes.
  
• It doesn't stop.
  
• It can't stop.
  
• Arghy is working the brakes.
  
  • Corollary: Arghy cannot be working the brakes, because there are none. Ergo, Arghy is useless.
    
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may or may not be IS the conductor.
  

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